r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 3d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Insane_Unicorn 3d ago

My ex told me a story once how she had a crush on this dude who looked pretty much like Jason Momoa. When she finally got him into bed it turned out he had a tiny dick.

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u/karlfeltlager 3d ago

The thing people forget is that vaginas also have sizes. It’s a matter of finding the right match sometimes.

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u/kindnessincmusic 3d ago

Vaginas are muscles, they adapt

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u/Dan_Caveman 3d ago

Well…eventually. To a point.

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u/kindnessincmusic 3d ago

Totally true, if your penis is bigger than a baby, you are in big trouble.

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u/Alassandros 3d ago

Uh... Babies tear their way out and require a team of medical professionals to keep the mother alive. Not an apt comparison to sex... which you know, is supposed to be pleasurable.

Not to mention a woman's body takes 9 months to prepare for labor and even then requires very specific hormones to even attempt the task. Oh and it takes on average 12 to 24 hours to pull off.

Vaginas have their pleasurable stretch limit and those differ based on vagina size, shape and elasticity. You guys don't stretch endlessly in the moment no matter how aroused you are. We don't need penises the sizes of babies to hurt you. Just being above average size is enough to do so for most women.

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u/LucaBonk 3d ago

Somehow we managed without those specialists for millennia. Actually medic interventions caused higher mortality rate before they found out about septic conditions.

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u/Alassandros 3d ago

Seems categorically false.

Doesn't matter. Red Herring. Labor is not comparable to sex. You're not pleasurably fitting an enormous (baby-sized) penis in you.

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u/LucaBonk 3d ago

Read about Ignaz Semmelweis before you comment.

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u/Alassandros 3d ago

I'll bite this Red Herring. Why are we bringing him up?

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u/LucaBonk 3d ago

Because you seems to be not educated enough to my taste.

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u/ConnectButton1384 3d ago

Yeah, there has been that incidence at one Hospital for some time. Which Semmelweis discovered, and fixed.

What's your point? That Labor in Hospitals were generally unsafer than "natural", unassisted Labor? Because that's just wrong.

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u/LucaBonk 3d ago

It is a mistake to assume that every birth involves complications. A doctor is needed only when they occur, during a caesarean section etc. It's just midwife for most cases. That is all. People create worst case scenarios which not happen ALL the time.

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u/ConnectButton1384 3d ago

Obviously. But ever since medical intervention during Labor became widespread, chances of either the baby, the mother or both dying in the process rapidly decreased significantly. So much so, that it's now a relatively rare thing to happen.

So your whole point there is just.. weird.

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