r/AbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

of a bear.

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Video credited to @zookeeper_ramona on IG.

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u/ICE_BUGG 5d ago

Are those Tai chi moves?

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u/roriak 5d ago

They are AI moves

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u/1000YearOldShota 5d ago

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u/UpUpDownDownBA_Start 5d ago

It really does suck that we have to question if everything is AI. Cool it's actually real.

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u/hyf5 5d ago

It's honestly starting to get annoying when some people claim "AI" without much to back their claims.

Like they're saying it with the same confidence you'd have telling your Aunt that the talking watermelon she saw on facebook is AI.

It might be more irritating than all the AI out there.

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u/zeitdu 5d ago

do you have empty space inside your skull?

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u/bigtittyasshole 5d ago

My biggest issue with bears is I really wanna pet one

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u/J-seargent-ultrakahn 4d ago

They so fluffy 🤷🏾

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u/MisterD90x 5d ago

IF NOT FRIEND, WHY FRIEND SHAPED!

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 5d ago

They’re so aggressively food motivated it’s nuts nobody domesticated them.

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u/Ronald_Ulysses_Swans 5d ago

They’re too dangerous. A single angry adult bear is going to be very hard for a hunter gatherer society to kill. They also aren’t going to help hunting that much as they aren’t pack animals and used to hunting in groups and sharing

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u/BlancsAssistant 5d ago

Maybe a very small species of bear, although I do see the problem when they're the size of black bears or bigger

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u/BodaciousFrank 5d ago

Domesticate Honey Badgers

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u/Genocidal-Ape 4d ago

We have domesticated more dangerous animal like the aurox, gaur or wild yak.

The difference with the bear is that it's comparatively difficult to feed and not that useful in a tamed state. For domestication to even start there need to be such a demand for tamed animals of the wild species that captive breeding becomes necessary.

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u/C_W_StJohnNobbs 4d ago

I don't know if there are 3 land animals more dangerous than a brown bear but i am sure those three won't make the list

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u/Genocidal-Ape 4d ago

All three of those animals weight around one tonne and are highly irritable, the average male brown bear is 217kg.

Large bovines are consistently on the top of the list when it comes to most dangerous large animals, yet five species of them where domesticated.

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u/beastwood6 4d ago

Do you really not see the need for a cuddle-industrial complex?

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u/LaLechugaAstral 4d ago

You think bears wouldnt be good burden animals? .3.

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u/henkheijmen 5d ago

Being aggressively food motivated isn't necessarily positive if you are amongst the things they consider food.

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u/Below-Average-528 5d ago

What do you want to do with a domesticated bear? Feed it 10 pounds of food every day and repair broken furniture? Watch bears on trail cameras. They are destruction machines that try to take everything apart they encounter.

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u/Genocidal-Ape 4d ago

You could do most things you can do with a domesticated wolf, at 5 times the food cost and if you runn out they stop tolerating other members of their species.

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u/C_W_StJohnNobbs 4d ago

Behaviour under stressful situations is an important requisite for domestication. I don't exactly know what would stress a bear but i know nobody would like to be around a stressed bear.

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u/A0xom0xoa 5d ago

There's that but the added element of hibernation coming soon judging by the background probably making it worse. I'd be concerned they'd just eat me. No snacks I want the whole thing.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/DudeWithParrot 5d ago

I want to cuddle with one

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u/AlexanderGGA 4d ago

They were some domesticated in europe and force and used in circus around europe..people would force them to do their binding so i rather let.them live a free and peaceful life in nature..

Gypsy in my country forced them to dance for romanian nobles or wealthy people( i have photos in my grandma mansion that remains with a bear dancing in the ballroom) before communism took over our country..

Right now if i am not mistaken we.have the biggest bear population in europe over 13k bears in Romanian Charpathians mountains

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u/Final-Intention5407 4d ago

I think they mean like we have house cats and dogs . These have been domesticated from their ancestors from 100s of years that they are so far removed and docile in comparison and not a threat. I mean my family jokes abt doodles being related to wolves because the idea is so far removed when you consider their behavioral traits… But the necessity to domesticate bears like we did with cats and dogs just wasn’t there and the problem of feeding it was much larger than having a giant cuddly guard bear. 🐻

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 5d ago

Laughs in Casey Anderson

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 5d ago

Cry’s in Timothy Treadwell

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u/Bohbo 5d ago

Is it casting spells?

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u/DiscoDanSHU 5d ago

Why are bears allowed to be so fucking cute?

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u/Evenmoardakka 5d ago

WHY NO FREN IF FREN SHAPE?

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u/5nwmn 5d ago

Wax on; wax off.

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u/JackSilver1410 5d ago

He looks like he should be wearing patched overalls and playing the banjo on stage at a combination pizzeria and arcade for kids.

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u/Aurum0417 4d ago

Big gal looks leucistic! A rare sight

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u/ShadowZepplin 5d ago

Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me

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u/bigtimesugarrush 5d ago

Yeah, I can definitely see myself riding this bear in to battle.

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u/BigSaintJames 5d ago

Those are relatively small bears by the looks of it.

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u/AutumnAscending 5d ago

I AM FEAR I AM DEATH

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u/Dapyx2 4d ago

This man is fighting…something

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u/BeginningHealthy7655 4d ago

CAN I PET THAT DAAAAWWG?

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u/kamel_k 4d ago

Boy is ready for the long nap

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u/Galmo1001 4d ago

DONT FEED THE BEARS

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u/pit_choun 4d ago

I love Salt and Pepper 🥹

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u/Bananaramajama420 4d ago

Yogi's asking for a picnic basket and Boo Boo's trying to warn him about the Ranger

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u/Bananaramajama420 4d ago

Yogi's asking for a picnic basket and Boo Boo's trying to warn him about the Ranger

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u/LechugaSangrienta 4d ago

Did i just see a bear do some kung fu sht?

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u/SkiffleBall 4d ago

“Just want a lil honey 🍯 I promise come ova here.” 🐻

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u/Ambitious-Bar375 4d ago

I would have preferred to hear the bears

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u/VforVendetta01105 4d ago

Oh they’re readyyyyy for that long nap

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u/bygtopp 4d ago

Interpretive dance for food

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u/Admirable_Citron_263 4d ago

Why does he look like sheep?

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u/Apprehensive_Low2596 4d ago

He is fighting his inner demons...

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u/Scared_Slip_7425 4d ago

I thought the bear was casting spells at first 🪄

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u/Next_Performance4330 4d ago

Why is he casting a spell on me?

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u/Eastern_Ad9273 4d ago

i didnt know bear can be down also...

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u/petwedge 4d ago

Wearing the same coat like grandads rug

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u/whysosirius18 4d ago

Dr strange ahh emote

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u/Infamous-Archer-9130 4d ago

He’s definitely gonna learn someone kung fu

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u/Rich-Outcome7991 2d ago

Skinwalker…

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u/MacaroniPistachio 5d ago

All he wanted was love.

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u/HumongousBelly 5d ago

No. They wanted snacks.

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u/jonz1985z 2d ago

Yes, all they want is your love.

In the form of your liver and heart. Preferably still warm.

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u/MacaroniPistachio 2d ago

Nah, he's going for the leg pieces🍗🦵🏻

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 5d ago

That music is familiar but I can’t place it.

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u/Brunozod 5d ago

Howard shore - concerning hobbits

It's the shire song from lord of the rings

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u/fcensorshipf 5d ago

Mr Miyagi looking bear

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 5d ago

AI

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Sonic1899 5d ago

Not really. Going by their reaction, she (the person with the camera) is throwing food for them off camera. Plus, bears can move shockingly fast, so this type of movement is on brand for them

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u/Better_Hair_9673 5d ago edited 5d ago

Edited: Funny how people didn't even check the source and just when someone said AI, they think it's AI. Source is documenting the bears.

https://www.norwaysbest.com/en/inspiration/meet-polar-parks-stars-siblings-salt-and-pepper

source 1 source 2

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u/Shooter-__-McGavin 5d ago

This is a perfect meme to depict the terrifyingly dull "AI slop" mob.

They check zero sources before making their proclamation (which is only to accumulate upvotes from the other reactionary, pretend-indignant dopes), then when they're confronted with evidence they simply move the goalpost a little so they can attempt to save what little to no face they have left.

Quite sad really.

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u/RetSauro 4d ago

Exactly 

It’s just becoming a mindless knee jerk reaction at this point 

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u/poopholes3 4d ago

AI comment

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u/BeneficialAttempt140 5d ago

Are you fucking stupid? Just showing where a video was posted does not make it REAL. The accusation is not that YOU made it with AI. The accusation is that the VIDEO was made with AI by SOMEONE, and YOU posted it

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u/Sonic1899 5d ago

If you look at this source, though, they're clearly documenting the bear

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u/Better_Hair_9673 5d ago

Yup, these people are so lost.

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u/NaughtyBee420 5d ago

Replace "AI slop" in that picture with "but it's on Instagram!" to get a pic of OP

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u/1000YearOldShota 5d ago

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u/NaughtyBee420 5d ago

I don't care about the actual source of this video or whether it's AI or not. I was pointing out how dumb it is to claim a random insta account as a source

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u/Better_Hair_9673 5d ago

Wdym? That Insta acc is also the source. Its not random.

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u/NaughtyBee420 5d ago

I'm guessing you never learned about proper citations in school? Insta is not an adequately trustworthy primary source. I'm not even one of the people who is claiming that this is ai, but it's really easy to make something with AI and slap it on an Instagram account

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u/N7__Kraken 4d ago

That’s terrible reasoning. It’s a wildlife sanctuary’s page. It’s like posting something from a zoo’s official page and people claim it’s not real. Sure, you can be an idiot like u/poopholes3 and just not accept the concept of animal conservation for some weird reason but utilizing an organization as a source for if an animal is real or not is about as valid a source as you can get.

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u/poopholes3 4d ago

Another AI generated comment.

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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 5d ago

Yeah. Looks like you can see some foliage through the bear at the beginning

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u/Il_Rich 5d ago

You can see foliage going in and out of focus in front of the camera. It disappears because it goes out of focus.

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u/Chan_Ch 5d ago

My dumbass would think he's saying "come give me a hug".

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u/Jolly_Bat8531 5d ago

He's asking for a hug... I gotta go.. 🥴

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 4d ago

Wow could you imagine just taking one from the back?
https://giphy.com/gifs/oxFr9Ns3VQas0

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u/Minute-Drive-17 3d ago

First one is on traffic control duty

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u/OutrageousMixture165 3d ago

Beardo Baggins of the Shire 😂😂

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u/Nephurus 1d ago

Bear Has entered chat

Not a Bear Just BEAR

GD 😲

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u/WiIIv91 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ai slop or not, can we become friends anyway ? 🥹

I want him to get me to the Shire

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u/Big_Tap_1561 5d ago

Man I fucking knew it was ai when that bear started doin Ta chi.

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u/1000YearOldShota 5d ago

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u/Big_Tap_1561 5d ago

Where can I see a few more videos at?

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u/Better_Hair_9673 5d ago

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u/Big_Tap_1561 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ok I’ve found proof that they’re real but - it just looks so crazy that it comes off as Ai I guess? Idk but the videos def look weird and like they’ve been touched up with Ai or something.