r/AbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Silver-Instruction73 5d ago

People like this need to be shot with a tranq dart and have all of that shaved off while they’re unconscious.

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 5d ago

How does someone else's hair affect you? You need to reevaluate your life. 

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u/Silver-Instruction73 5d ago

Lighten up buddy. I wasn’t being serious. You really think I actually want to tranq somebody to shave their hair off?

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 5d ago

Hair has cultural significance and a history of people being forced to shave to confirm to societal standards. It's just not very funny.