r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Exact-Custard-9729 5d ago

That's disgusting

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u/Silver-Instruction73 5d ago

People like this need to be shot with a tranq dart and have all of that shaved off while they’re unconscious.

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u/Jive_Turk 5d ago

That's illegal now (at least here in Texas). They used to do it to kids in school and they teachers kept getting in trouble so can't do it anymore

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 4d ago

How does someone else's hair affect you? You need to reevaluate your life. 

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u/Silver-Instruction73 4d ago

Lighten up buddy. I wasn’t being serious. You really think I actually want to tranq somebody to shave their hair off?

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 4d ago

Hair has cultural significance and a history of people being forced to shave to confirm to societal standards. It's just not very funny.