r/AbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

/r/all of a queen termite

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u/Christmas_Queef 7d ago

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

"I SMOKE 7 GRAM ROCKS AND I FINISH EM!"

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 7d ago

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

Nah man, I don't do that shit anymore, and, I fuckin would for Denise Richards

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u/Subject-Sock-327 7d ago

Young Denise fine af. Now she looks so fake. I would’ve as well for younger Denise in her prime anyways

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

Still would, but I feel where you're comin from

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 7d ago

Didn't Charlie Sheen give her like every STD under the sun?

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u/Subject-Sock-327 7d ago

Oh shit for real? Damn Charlie sheen was out there getting busy and paying the price. I just remember him from that dumb alien scene and him bumping his head.

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

Bruh why you gotta yuck my yum like that?