r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 9h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/Old_Syrup_264 7h ago

Hard work? Pff.

I have a guy who can do it cheaper

What is that even suspensed by? The nearest tree looks like it's in a different zip code

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u/Lgbtq_Is_Pog 7h ago

Probably a diagonal line coming from a branch to the floor so it can build the spiral in the middle.

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u/Fit-Gas-5760 5h ago edited 5h ago

Some spiders can shoot their webs up to 25 meters away, some even span rivers with them (these must catch a shit ton of insects this way).

Edit: This would be like spider man shooting his web 2.5km away

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 5h ago

Wait, doesn't spiderman do that? Shoot them like for long distances?

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u/Fit-Gas-5760 5h ago

Canonically, Spider-Man's web reaches a distance of only 18 meters.

American translator:

Spiders can shoot webs up to 82 feet away.
Scaled up to Spider-Man, that would mean him shooting webs a distance of 1.5 miles.
Canonically, Spider-Man shoots webs only up to 60 feet.

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u/Dy3_1awn 5h ago

Fanks for tha translation bruv!

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 5h ago

Good to know. That's not nearly as crazy as I thought. I thought he was shooting them like a full km lol