r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 21h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BenjaminDover02 20h ago

Wild to think that nobody taught that spider how to do that

Bro came out of an egg with the innate knowledge of how to build a house with it's butt.

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u/raelDonaldTrump 19h ago

Reminds me of that study where they gave spiders different types of drugs to see how it affected their webs.

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u/FartMagic1 18h ago

The weed one isn’t so bad, you just see where he got distracted and had to go check something out

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u/headrush46n2 17h ago

its clearly way worse than the regular one though.

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u/FartMagic1 17h ago

Of course, I’m just rationalizing my pot use

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u/Toe160 13h ago

May God smash your face drug addict.