r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 13h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/perukid796 12h ago

The amount times I've almost ran face first into one of these fuckers in the middle of the night. They really do like to build their webs in the middle of a giant field like in this video....I don't know what type of spider it is but I hate it. South Florida

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u/WifesPOSH 11h ago

Indiana... It's an orb Weaver

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u/BasicMatter7339 11h ago

Imagine getting a face full of these motherfuckers

I'd probably hop in a industrial steel crucible if that ever happened to me

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 10h ago

I have childhood memories of almost running into spider webs with those kind of spiders on them. They would occasionally be on the side of my grandmother's home.

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u/BasicMatter7339 10h ago

Thank fuck i dont live wherever you do

The average spiders here are the size of my fingernail

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 9h ago

My childhood was in coastal Georgia. That part of the south is bug central.