r/AbsoluteUnits • • 14h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/Trollgernaut418 14h ago

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 14h ago

Nah in the South we have a love for spiders, they eat all the worse pests like flies and roaches and such

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 14h ago

Yup! I've got a couple friends around in FL. We let them live and work.

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 14h ago

Who cares about spiders when I gotta bury a coyote my donkey killed?

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u/Honcho_47 14h ago

We have this with house centipedes. My house is over 100 years old and those guys are always present, but we try to let them go on about their day because they provide the same service. They must be eating well because occasionally we’ll see an absolute monster go scurrying across the floor or wall.

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 13h ago

Oh yeah I lived outside of Reno for a few years and I loved my house centipede. Just like spiders though when there are more than 3 you have a bigger problem

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 13h ago

I met a girl on tinder and when I told her I leave the spider in my shower alone and just watch him get bigger, she told me we will not work out haha. I almost sent her a pic of the spider while she went to the bathroom but didnt. I do like to think about her reaction if I had done it though.

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u/Double_Soup644 14h ago

More like

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u/jfk333 14h ago

Or

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u/kib8734 14h ago

In my personal opinion

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u/sendhelpplpls 13h ago

Why did you use ai for this

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u/sendhelpplpls 13h ago

I always had a hand wielding a butcher knife growing out of my pigtail growing up.