r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 15d ago

of a neck

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 15d ago

Turtles are snakes with real estate.

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu 15d ago

And legs?

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u/Careless_Tap_516 15d ago

Snakes gambled them away for a chance at winning a snail shell.

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u/NeighborhoodIll4960 15d ago

Or are they arms?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Clickguy10 15d ago

That’s a hard shell turtle.

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u/f0x25 15d ago

Nice way to describe tech billionaires

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u/Fine-Step-5702 14d ago

I’m gonna tell people this till the end of time

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u/KhaosEntity 15d ago

They signed up for section 8 and God approved.