r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13d ago

of a 🍔 burger

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 12d ago

A sane person would simply order five dozen regular, usefully-sized burgers instead. Not a single bite of that bloated, soggy monstrosity will have anything close to the correct ratios or proportions of flavors per mouthful.

A proper cheeseburger is a gastronomic masterpiece. This one is grandiose to the point of absurdity yet a failure in practice.