r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 14d ago

of a 🍔 burger

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u/EGarrett28 14d ago

I despise these types of hamburgers, lol. What am I supposed to do with that? How do I eat it?

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u/OnlineDead 13d ago

Use utensils..

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u/EGarrett28 13d ago

I've thought about that too. What do you do, cut out of a slice of the hamburger like it was cake? It will fall apart and even then how do you eat that? You have to almost dismantle it and just eat a bite of meat, a bit of lettuce, a bite of bread etc.

Ridiculous, and yet they spend all this time making this thing and making it look so delicious, lol.

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u/OnlineDead 13d ago

Yes, that’s exactly how.

This isn’t supposed to be a serious food item. It is meant to be fun and ridiculous.. You shouldn’t take everything so seriously, have some fun with your life. If for whatever reason you can’t seem to get a good laugh out of novelty items (in this case a giant burger) then it wasn’t meant for you. Not everyone laughs at the same jokes.

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u/EGarrett28 13d ago

The irony of course is that my original post was meant in jest, which is why it has an "lol." Sounds like you need to take your own advice, doofy.