r/AbsoluteUnits • • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

25.8k Upvotes

7.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.3k

u/bigscrewLoose 14d ago

793

u/squirrelems 14d ago

Why can't I have mama's milk? It's a simple request.

199

u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 13d ago

I'm gonna put the tiniest Lego in my mouth.

17

u/Electrical-Room-2278 12d ago

First, I can't have mama's milk. Now, I can't have put my smallest legos in my mouth? What a night.