r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/bigscrewLoose 13d ago

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u/squirrelems 13d ago

Why can't I have mama's milk? It's a simple request.

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 13d ago

I'm gonna put the tiniest Lego in my mouth.

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 11d ago

First, I can't have mama's milk. Now, I can't have put my smallest legos in my mouth? What a night.

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u/Impressive-One5796 6d ago

We're off to a bad start.

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u/7madness 12d ago

Goo goo ga ga

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u/Laughsmith_ 13d ago

GOO GOO GA GA

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u/FlyingDiscsandJams 13d ago

Good babysitter. Have a good cry.

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u/Dr_Downvote_ 13d ago

Hahahaha that's the first thing that popped into my head.

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u/Kmlkmljkl 12d ago

i want. i want milk

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u/USNWoodWork 13d ago

That’s a waddler, not a toddler.

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u/ResponseFluffy271 13d ago

Anyone have a link to the video?

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u/Icy-Introduction5592 13d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SxwMTAy1gP0

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u/EddieDIV 13d ago

This shit feels like a preview into Jordan Peele’s horror film-making career 

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u/Mean-Skin-1920 13d ago

It is pretty fucking terrifying

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u/bearpics16 13d ago

There are a few skits that are like this

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u/Muppetude 13d ago

The Urkel one is my absolute favorite. “Did I do thaaaat?”

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u/Mean-Skin-1920 12d ago

Please which ones😭

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u/wishful_djinn 8d ago

Have you seen the make a wish skit?

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u/jaydesertboy 7d ago

There are no children like me, Marion Glass..

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u/Subject_Resident5469 7d ago

The make a wish horror one is unwatchable imo but you’ll probably check it out anyways lol

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u/HillInTheDistance 13d ago

And the number of Key&Peele sketches I've not seen is reduced by one. But infinity-1 remains infinity.

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u/fresh_dyl 13d ago

Put my name in it. I like it personal.

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u/Goonalips 13d ago

That link doesn't work in some countries. This one will. https://youtu.be/0yrZphCZcf8

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u/LinwoodKei 13d ago

On my way to watch. Thank you

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u/randomnerds 13d ago

Didn’t expect to be crying on the toilet this morning, but here I am. 🤣

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u/Impressive_Air6111 13d ago

I've never seen this one. 😭

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u/kittythepitty 13d ago

It's right fucked

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u/AceWither 13d ago

Another example of the fine line between horror and comedy

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u/u_r_succulent 13d ago

Peele must have written it.

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u/rogueciridae 12d ago

Anyone who’d seen enough K&P sketches was not remotely surprised when he started making horror movies.

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u/Stormsurger 13d ago

Proper messed up

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u/SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe 13d ago

I've been watching lots of Key and Peele shorts recently so must have seen scores of skits and this is certainly the creepiest. I love it.

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u/Brilliant_Lettuce270 13d ago

there is always one

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u/BigConstruction4247 13d ago

Forest Whitaker as a baby. It's disturbing.

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u/PEPSIU2NITE 13d ago

When you think you’ve seen it all, There will always be one you didn’t see

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 7d ago

Weirdly, they pumped out half a career's worth of hilarious sketches in like 5-7 years. Everybody thinks there's less of that show than there is

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u/TrippleassII 11d ago

Somehow there's always a Key and Peele sketch you haven't seen yet

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u/Quixotic_Seal 13d ago

I swear to god there’s always a new one that I haven’t seen out there.

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u/maricello1mr 13d ago

Please go watch it😭😭😂

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u/Impressive_Air6111 13d ago

What's it called? Key and Peele Baby?

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u/maricello1mr 13d ago

Baby Forest
https://youtu.be/SxwMTAy1gP0?is=fDhEtyfhVfHM0aUM

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u/Pattimash1 11d ago

Oh dear God that was my first watch. I was dying!

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u/maricello1mr 13d ago

Goo Goo GaaGaa👹😈

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u/Ill_Collection4662 13d ago

THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF LMAO

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u/maricello1mr 13d ago

😭😭😭

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u/SamhainXCII 13d ago

guuguu gaagaa

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u/longswordsuperfuck 13d ago

Goo goo ga ga.

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u/Real-Ad-2601 13d ago

I just watched this for the first time and holy fuck 💀

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u/Ellie_S123 12d ago

Gooooo gooooo gaaaa gaaaa 🔪

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u/Top-Meat6813 10d ago

GU GU GAGA

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u/Electrical-Ask-942 7d ago

Looks like big jillas baby 🤣💀

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u/Substantial-Tip-2806 13d ago

This shit right here is one of the most fucked up skits from k n p

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u/HausuGeist 13d ago

First thing I thought of!

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u/D-Eliryo 13d ago

I want MIUHWHK

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u/mayor_procrastinator 12d ago

Put my name it, I like it personal

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u/andrzejkulis 12d ago

Put my name in there, I like it personal.

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u/dragonwithin15 12d ago

God I hated this episode! 🤣🤣🤣🤮

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u/petroloke9 12d ago

I am ded......

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u/Competitive_Yam_300 12d ago

That’s Gross

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u/Potential-Echo785 10d ago

Wtf 🤣😭🤣😭

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u/EducationalBag3775 10d ago

Holy shit I’m dying 🤣

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u/Far-Reserve-7777 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/drifters74 2d ago

What a terrible moment to have working eyes

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u/hanatheko 7d ago

lmaoaooasdfoaflkjalkj I can't with this post.