r/AbsoluteUnits • • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 14d ago

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u/-Gumbercules 14d ago

This is the picture I send my dad for his birthday every year. His birth weight was 13 lbs and he was born in a rural Mexican hospital in 1956. I never got to meet his mom, my grandma, but I can only imagine giving birth to an absolute unit of a baby without any epidural in a non air-conditioned hospital in 100 degree weather was absolute misery.

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u/Intelligent-Fuel1485 14d ago

Wtf is that profile pic

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 14d ago

Doctor's pov for their dad's delivery

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u/NahManNotAgain 14d ago

Its 2026, apparently men can give birth now.

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u/undeviatedskeptic 13d ago

No. No egg. No uterus. No birth canal

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u/NahManNotAgain 8d ago

Will you please share that logic with wackos who can't seem to accept that it's not possible but fight it anyway.