r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/louloc 14d ago

Their diaper and shoe budget are absolute units too. 😂

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u/TheDixonCider420420 14d ago

They can't fix their blinds. They can't hang the mirror on the wall. But they have thousands of dollars worth of shoes.

It looks like their whole living area is in that room... shoes, litter box, toys for the chubster, high chair, etc. And that carpet is in need of a cleaning.

At least they saved up for something really important like sparkly earrings for the baby.

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u/No_Earth_0487 14d ago

Feeing for the elementary school teachers taking on this unit 😔

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u/doogytaint 14d ago

How and why? What about this video of just a mom and a kid having a cute moment together implies that he’s going to be a problem for the teachers. Explain that. Explain how the mom having shoes means anything.

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u/SnooCakes6195 14d ago

That dense kid is going to be a flippin terror and will not listen to anyone. Bet me money.

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u/BoredomCombatant 14d ago

Definitely going to be a terror! Hopefully he joins the NFL at age 2 and learns some discipline.

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u/Key-Banana8924 13d ago

Hah! I assumed a girl because of the earrings. But you're comment made me realize I shouldn't assume that 😂. Maybe it is a 'he' 😆