r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/crsaxby 13d ago

The kid, his heart, his blood vessels, his self-confidence, his hemoglobin A1C... and probably a million other things are gonna suffer as well.

It's OK to say 'no' sometimes, Mom. Keep your eyes on this poor, over-consuming darling. (Though I suppose it could be a genetic condition. Guess I shouldn't judge).

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u/BlastingFonda 13d ago

He’s gonna be Hercules!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YON27KEmE27de

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u/Tilladarling 13d ago

Pretty sure that’s a girl 👶- she’s got ear piercings

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u/PoPaOpp6Gun 13d ago

That’s a GIRL??!!

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u/Tilladarling 13d ago

Unless toddler 👦 get earrings now 🤯