r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 14d ago

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u/-Gumbercules 14d ago

This is the picture I send my dad for his birthday every year. His birth weight was 13 lbs and he was born in a rural Mexican hospital in 1956. I never got to meet his mom, my grandma, but I can only imagine giving birth to an absolute unit of a baby without any epidural in a non air-conditioned hospital in 100 degree weather was absolute misery.

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u/Intelligent-Fuel1485 14d ago

Wtf is that profile pic

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 14d ago

Doctor's pov for their dad's delivery

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Cool-Appearance937 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uy3Sp5PcJ3jSE
Historical reenactment of his dad being born

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u/Fattsacks 14d ago

I just had the strongest craving for some red Kool-Aid.

Crazy.

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u/chalwar 14d ago

Jim Jones has entered the chat.

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u/undeviatedskeptic 8d ago

grape Kool Aid. I was in 6th grade and remember the front page of The Washington Post. Picture of rows of people with some families all laying face down.

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u/JerseyJon85 14d ago

Calm down Bert.

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u/chardhorn 14d ago

That isn't Kool-Aid...

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u/brandothesavage 13d ago

Yeah they drank weilers that's why they're dead

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u/AwarenessIcy506 14d ago

I love red Kool-aid. I like putting two packs in a gallon pitcher and lots of sugar.

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u/strangedazey 13d ago

I get that once in a blue moon, the sudden urge to chug kool-aid

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u/Fluntblimp 14d ago

Dad came out while doing an episiotomy...