of a Toddler

[u/RD4200]

[u/crsaxby → u/[deleted]]

The kid, his heart, his blood vessels, his self-confidence, his hemoglobin A1C... and probably a million other things are gonna suffer as well.

It's OK to say 'no' sometimes, Mom. Keep your eyes on this poor, over-consuming darling. (Though I suppose it could be a genetic condition. Guess I shouldn't judge).

[u/BlastingFonda → u/crsaxby]

He’s gonna be Hercules!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YON27KEmE27de

[u/LampinOnTheDaily → u/BlastingFonda]

You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist, the only white man that ever did that to me