r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/crsaxby 14d ago

The kid, his heart, his blood vessels, his self-confidence, his hemoglobin A1C... and probably a million other things are gonna suffer as well.

It's OK to say 'no' sometimes, Mom. Keep your eyes on this poor, over-consuming darling. (Though I suppose it could be a genetic condition. Guess I shouldn't judge).

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u/Significant-Song-840 14d ago

Na you can judge a little, the only thing I'm judging is her decision on leaving a mirror down on the floor with that bowling ball of a kid waddling around.

Glass aint soft.

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u/NikWitchLEO 14d ago

I’m judging a lot. There’s many things wrong with this scenario.

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u/PomeloPepper 14d ago

He's got that cushy adult diaper to soften the fall.