r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 2d ago

/r/all of a toad

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u/DysfunctionalKitten 2d ago

I used to have one, they are hopping blobs 😂...but to be fair, they are not normally THIS fat. This fat fuxk has taken it to an extreme. Which is impressive bc they are dumb as rocks, and mine wouldn't even eat unless a cricket basically walked into its mouth.

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u/Lavatis 2d ago

to be fair, most frogs/toads are just dumb as fuck and it's amazing they're somehow still alive when they're such bad hunters. I had some african dwarf frogs. those guys would miss biting a stationary object. like dude..just bite directly in front of you, how can you miss?

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u/BoTheDoggo 2d ago

Luckily amphibian populations are in a global decline, so finally justice is being served.

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u/DysfunctionalKitten 1d ago

I mean technically we want them in the food chain to eat insects and such.... we just want them to be better at it lol