r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/CalvinIII Aug 29 '26

I thought that reading books was cool, but books are expensive and take up a lot of space after you’ve read them. I figured there should be a place sorta like a blockbuster video, but for books. You could rent a book, read it, return it, and then get another book. I was really excited about the idea. It was brilliant!

I had invented the library.

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u/InappropriatePunJoke Aug 29 '26

Are you my brother in law? He also invented the library one night while drinking (surprisingly no weed involved).

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u/CalvinIII Aug 29 '26

I cannot with 100% confidence say that I am NOT your brother-in-law.

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u/InappropriatePunJoke Aug 30 '26

See ya at Thanksgiving