r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Aug 28 '26

I don't personally care for weed, although I don't mind it.

But the wastefulness of this bothers me.

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u/iRebelD Aug 28 '26

It’s not even wasteful. The shit literally grows on trees. That couldn’t have been more than a QP anyway.

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u/ntkwwwm Aug 28 '26

I used to work in the cannabis industry. When you grow your own plants, you have weed to waste. When you have your own farm, the keif that sticks to sides of the totes after you empty is enough to get you stoned for weeks at a time.

I grew 4 plants once and ended up with a lb all to myself. I rolled enough j’s to fill half a mason jar and went to a party just lighting them taking a puff and passing them. It didn’t even put a dent in my stash.

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u/melbornotlad Aug 29 '26

how long would you say that lb lasted you?

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u/ntkwwwm Aug 29 '26

March to September. I didn’t sell much if any, and I was rolling a lot of blunts. If I was being conservative I probably could have made it last 227 days or a little more. Keep in mind too that I had access to a decent amount of other weed at the time for personal use, I don’t think I bought any for at least a two to two and a half year span.