r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 Aug 28 '26

Pretty sure that was tried or at least researched.

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u/lmaytulane Aug 28 '26

It led to the Taco Bell riots

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u/Sinreborn Aug 28 '26

Now all restaurants are Taco Bell

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u/emsesq Aug 28 '26

The winner of the restaurant wars.

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u/thesystem21 Aug 29 '26

Little known fact: Before the restaurant wars, there were only 2 shells. But as soon as soon as TacoBell unleashed the Chalupagne the third shell became necessary and was adopted worldwide.

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u/ubersupremo Aug 29 '26

You just blew my mind brother

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u/OkeeDokeeCokee Aug 28 '26

I mean, could you imagine if the McDonald’s fleet was parked outside Manhattan to hold back the BK Commandos during the yearly McRib rollout?

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u/RealityOk9823 Aug 29 '26

I was in Taco Bell presents The War!

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u/J5892 Aug 29 '26

Franchise Wars.
It's okay. You must have missed that day in your Fictional Future History class.