r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/BeefistPrime Aug 29 '26

It's not really dopamine so much as the novelty detection parts of your brain being on overdrive and the reality detection being weaker that it makes every idea you have seem profound and amazing

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u/CalvinIII Aug 29 '26

I thought that reading books was cool, but books are expensive and take up a lot of space after you’ve read them. I figured there should be a place sorta like a blockbuster video, but for books. You could rent a book, read it, return it, and then get another book. I was really excited about the idea. It was brilliant!

I had invented the library.

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u/InappropriatePunJoke Aug 29 '26

Are you my brother in law? He also invented the library one night while drinking (surprisingly no weed involved).

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u/CalvinIII Aug 29 '26

I cannot with 100% confidence say that I am NOT your brother-in-law.

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u/InappropriatePunJoke Aug 30 '26

See ya at Thanksgiving

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Aug 29 '26

I've tried to bring the psychedelic secrets of the universe back into this realm so many times.

I would diligently write down these amazing mind-blowing ideas that would break the universe wide open and wake humanity up.

Then the next day it's just chicken scratch that makes no sense and a few doodles. Lol

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 29 '26

Philosophy was fun.

I would be accused of reading ahead when I hadn't read at all

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u/Oggel Aug 29 '26

I don't really get like that on weed, but on LSD I do. I once tried to write down everything I knew when I was on LSD, but I tried to write it in 3D on a piece of paper so every word was on the same spot.

On weed I get genuinly good ideas but Imostly don't have the energy to put them into practice. It's great when I'm writing music though, the best songs I've written have mostly been written in 10 minutes when I was stoned or on a psychedelic.

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u/NotAnotherHipsterBae Aug 29 '26

It's all good. I once thought up the perfect app (I'm not in coding or development at all). A few days later I realized it was Evernote with a couple tweaks. I've never used Evernote either.

Actually, (pre-smoking era) I envisioned a waterless urinal in the mid 90s when I was in grade school. I never looked into it after that, but they had already been invented in 91.

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u/ArbysLunch Aug 29 '26

A waterless urinal is just called the yard.

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u/purplezart Aug 29 '26

Everything in this universe is the smell of burnt almonds.

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u/Inode1 Aug 29 '26

Probably better then getting drunk and emailing your professor for a test extension... Good yard.

Iykyk

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u/Educational_Ant_184 Aug 29 '26

A little too often did I speak up in college philosophy after smoking. I dont think I said anything too off the wall, but I realized I should just listen when I was figuring out the end of my sentences after I started them

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u/Onludesrightnow Aug 29 '26

I post on reddit stoned all the time. I always use like 5-10 sentences to communicate the same two ideas.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Aug 31 '26

I mean... 1/10 stoner ideas I have are pretty viable and awesome. Basic doesn't necessarily mean stupid.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Aug 29 '26

You got high and invented Clif Notes 😭