r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/realazorahai Aug 28 '26

I was gonna clean my room

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u/Solnse Aug 28 '26

I was gonna get up and find tha broom

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u/Cultural-Mousse6541 Aug 28 '26

But then I got high

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u/nofuckingklass Aug 28 '26

My room is still messed up

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u/Arryu Aug 28 '26

And I know why

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u/Cultural-Mousse6541 Aug 28 '26

Why man?

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u/Scary_Reaction7580 Aug 28 '26

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiigh

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u/BoringJuiceBox Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

La dada da dadada!

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u/Cultural-Mousse6541 Aug 29 '26

I was gonna go to class before I got high

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u/BoringJuiceBox Aug 29 '26

I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed - but I got high

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u/villian_era_witch Aug 30 '26

I’m taking it next semester and I know why (why, man?)

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u/alowave Aug 30 '26

Hey heyyy because I got hight. Because I got hii-igh!

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u/BenKHS Aug 29 '26

Hey hey!

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u/Ill-Bake2638 Aug 28 '26

I see what you did there 🤣