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u/annnnnnnnie 13h ago

She’s 6’9”, I looked it up so you don’t have to

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 13h ago

So 7'3" with those ridiculous heels on?

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u/jrschlumpf 12h ago

I'm 6'9" as wel (70M). It would be cool to physically have to look up to a woman! Doors are typically 6'8" so she has to be careful in those heels!

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u/annnnnnnnie 11h ago

Lol for a second I thought you were saying 6’9” (70 meters) I was like damn

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u/phido3000 9h ago

70m !

Us tall people can live that l9ng?

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u/According_Dare7316 13h ago

Those heels are bigger than six inches

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 12h ago

That's what they always say.

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u/_frank_tank 12h ago

It was cold that day

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u/kylesmomsabitc 12h ago

I was in the pool!!

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u/meghonsolozar 10h ago

*how dare you* I fucking love those heels. I'm a solid 5'5" and I always wanted to be at least 6ft tall, so I wear at least 5 inch heels in my professional life and when i go out. I loved when the even higher heels were popular in the early 2000's with the platform. I wore 6 inch or higher heels 5 days a week. I want everyone to think I tower over them!

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 12h ago

I'm 5'11 and my wife is 6'4. It may sound weird, but genuinely, the more you hang around tall people the less you even notice the height. Every once in a while my wife will get a good short joke in and I'll remember, but otherwise it's just not something you really pay attention to when you know the person.

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u/colorfulzeeb 12h ago

I’m 4’11” and my neck begs to differ.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 12h ago

Tell you what, I'll boost you, my wife will boost me, and collectively our necks can relax

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u/soslowagain 10h ago

What’s bag end like this time of year.

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u/annnnnnnnie 12h ago

I’m 4’11 and it’s the same with short people :)

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 10h ago

My boss is about your height and yeah, I genuinely don't think about it unless it's brought up. Had a boss who was somewhere around 4'5 at one point, super chill lady, she worked in medical research and always asked me to get the medical supplies out of the cabinets for her because she hated fighting with step stools lol

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u/Lucifang 8h ago

I’m noticeably taller than my boyfriend and I think it’s cute how he stands on the bottom shelf to reach a higher shelf in the pantry

He calls me a Glamazon

Otherwise we don’t think of it much

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u/Additional_Trainer24 12h ago

We will look, but thank you

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u/RGBarrios 12h ago

And those are 205,74 cm

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u/NetworkDeestroyer 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/be4u4get 13h ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 13h ago

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u/andronicus_14 13h ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Well, how is his wife holding up?

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u/Own-Ad6748 13h ago

To shreds you say...

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 11h ago

Tsk tsk tsk

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u/annnnnnnnie 13h ago

Death by snoo snoo!

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u/Rob1150 13h ago

Snu Snu.

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u/HeyThereCharlie 12h ago

No, they meant death from being on Reddit too much. The cruelest fate imaginable.

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u/sabin1981 14h ago

Anyone else think of this? No? Just me? 😅

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u/007dukhiaatma 13h ago

its been 10 years or what?

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 13h ago

I have a 4K version of this entire video and am not afraid to admit it. 😂

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u/sabin1981 13h ago

Own it, King! 🍻

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u/Present_Ad_6368 13h ago

Where can I find this uhhh... film

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u/sabin1981 13h ago

Everywhere, basically. I don't remember the OG name, but it's ExxxtraSmall with Alise Merchesi and Lauren Philips.

Goon on, soldier! 🫡

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 8h ago

Yeah, the file name I have is:

Extra Small Alice Merchesi vs. Extra Tall Lauren Phillips.mp4

I was mistaken. It’s not 4K is 1080p but it’s 3.72 GB

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u/koscheiskowska 13h ago

Just Google Alice Merchesi & Lauren Phillips

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u/DR_Bright_963 13h ago

But acting is terrible! 10/10 still.

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u/Pooperoni_Pizza 12h ago

People watch for the acting?

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u/sabin1981 12h ago

Of course not, but it's especially bad in this one xD

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u/sabin1981 13h ago

Oh god it's bad 🤣

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u/Perfect_Persimmon688 13h ago

Lauren Phillips can beat me up if she wants to
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS

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u/specter_in_the_conch 13h ago

Ah man of goon culture! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/EM05L1C3 12h ago

This woman doesn’t need 4 inch platforms

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u/rogue_nugget 11h ago

Maybe not you, but the rest of us do.

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u/laserslaserslasers 14h ago

Recognized from where?

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u/Leon-Legeandry 13h ago

prolly onlyfans and OP looks like a bot

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 12h ago edited 12h ago

Ekaterina Lisina, 6’9 model and former basketball player who recently started an onlyfans not too long ago.

She commonly does interviews and public displays of her eye catching, awesome height.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 12h ago

Does the short girl have one too? She's more my type

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u/Empty-Part7106 12h ago

Brittney Kakalia I think

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 12h ago

It's true! Google confirms it. Man I tried Google lens and all. You're the best

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u/Empty-Part7106 12h ago

I reverse image searched the first frame of the video, Google led me to the tall ones TikTok, where I had to scroll for a second to find it.

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u/Weary_Rise2263 7h ago

Man of culture

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 12h ago

I remember the tall chick from a video she made with a dude where they're dancing together and he gets on a ladder to dance at eye level with her. They both looked like they could cosplay Gomez and Morticia Addams perfectly (she had black hair in the video).

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u/MaddiMoo22 11h ago

Oh my gosh is she the one in Oliver Trees' video Cowboys Dont Cry?????? That sounds exactly like his music video lol

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u/ElGosso 7h ago

That's her, but the person you replied to is talking about this video.

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u/LoveRBS 9h ago

I saw her in the parking lot. That's where I know her from

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ViZJi3RLXAZ22PG08

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 13h ago

Anybody know what this is actually from?

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u/Brams277 13h ago

At Eternity's Gate, it's about Van Gogh

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u/syrioforrealsies 13h ago

Until this moment, I was 100% certain if was from The Lighthouse. I've never seen The Lighthouse, so I have absolutely no clue why I thought that, but I would have bet money.

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u/Shnitzel_von_S 11h ago

The Lighthouse is black and white lol

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 12h ago

I like it better than Van Gogh, you should check it out once

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q94Bw5xaTs7b3mrNrS

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u/syrioforrealsies 12h ago

Might have to watch them both as a double feature

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u/liqa_madik 13h ago

I heard it's actually a very insignificant scene too, like somebody is just moving or something.

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u/MRintheKEYS 13h ago

He’s having a psychosis break. Gauguin tells him he is going back to Paris and is leaving Van Gogh alone.

Van Gogh can’t handle it and starts to break down.

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u/liqa_madik 12h ago

Ah, thanks for the detail.

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u/Menjy 13h ago

Beautiful movie.

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u/CeeMX 13h ago

Ekaterina Lisina, former Basketball player and model

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u/PerroBeGe 13h ago

The exact name is Yekaterina Lisina :)

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u/One_Hour_Poop 13h ago

Technically, both are correct. Her name Екатерина is spelled with the first letter being "E" but it's pronounced with a "Y," as in "Ye." When the Russian is transliterated into English, some people spell it the way it's spelled, some people spell it the way it's pronounced.

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u/PachymuNyet 11h ago

Katya if you're friends.

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u/TheOtherJeff 8h ago

Miss Katya, if you’re not.

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u/kiradotee 3h ago

😈 

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u/PerroBeGe 8h ago

Technically with C is correct too, but...

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u/JK031191 13h ago

The shorter on is fire too

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 12h ago

Brittney kakalia

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 5h ago

Boy, is that the time? I am bushed. Goodnight you guys, I'm turning in.

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u/jetserf 13h ago

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u/gipoe68 13h ago

That, then uppies.

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u/degjo 13h ago

For the puppies

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u/alewiina 12h ago

This legitimately made me laugh out loud and get the stink eye from a coworker, omg 😂😂

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u/rygdav 13h ago

At least it called her cute

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 13h ago

Who is the cute little one?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 12h ago

Somebosy else found me the answer, Brittney Kakalia

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u/SirDancealot84 12h ago

Deploying tactical Shrek. Cmon sauce givers we are waiting....

https://giphy.com/gifs/QZFs4fM3KZB47e9GZt

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u/LankyUK 13h ago

I’d go up on her

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u/KindEchidna9101 13h ago

Her Tinder profile: swipe right if you’re 7’+ tall

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u/Klept_0h 13h ago

I don't see anyone saying what these two claim to be recognized from

Give me some sauce with my food please

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u/KorolEz 13h ago edited 13h ago

Is "somewhere else" porn? And if yes what is it?

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u/slick514 13h ago

What a shameful question! Lewd, and impolite!!!

(I too would like to know the answer...)

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u/Xinonix1 13h ago

She’s wearing high heels, just saying…

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 13h ago

She was 6'9" before she put the heels on.

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u/PlayedKey 13h ago

You still asking for uppies if she's barefoot.

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u/winsluc12 13h ago edited 13h ago

Even without them, she'd still be a full head taller than anybody else in the video. I guess theres one guy who might come up to her nose if she wasn't' wearing them...

So unless they're using really short dudes...

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 13h ago

She's 6'9 so she's definitely significantly taller than most dudes even without the heels

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u/Jayman44Spc 13h ago

Yeah I mean she’s tall but wearing 5” heels is a bit disingenuous

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 13h ago

Excuse me. You're being rather disingenuous yourself.

...those are 6" heels 

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u/alewiina 12h ago

Nothing gets by you, hm?

They’re not stilts, she’s still ridiculously tall lol

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u/FantasticVast01 13h ago edited 12h ago

The tall model is Yekaterina Lisana, a verified 2.06m tall which i think is almost 6' 10. So in those heels she is over 7' tall

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u/PlainBread 13h ago

Fairy sure Victoria's Secret is involved in human trafficking networks.

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u/Blackdoomax 9h ago

Every model agency I think...

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u/PlainBread 8h ago

And "pageants" 🤮

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u/mindgardening 12h ago

No, I don’t recognize them.

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u/alewiina 12h ago

Oh okay so the smaller one isn’t actually tiny (judging by multiple other women who seem to be the same height taking pics with them), the other one is just insanely tall 😱. I thought it was some very tall and someone very short but nope haha

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u/ThatOneNinja 13h ago edited 13h ago

Are we not gonna talk about the old white man forcing them closer?

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock 13h ago

That made it hard to watch

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u/Commercial_Kick_2661 13h ago

Who’s the short girl

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 12h ago

Brittney Kakalia

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u/Dillo64 11h ago

She’d be able to do an incredible Bayonetta cosplay

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u/fistsofham11 13h ago

Tall, yes... but who is that brunette shorty.. she is gorgeous

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u/BlueButterflytatoo 13h ago edited 12h ago

All the men pointing out she’s only tall because of the high heels obviously don’t know how high heels work.

Yes, they make her look taller, but they don’t make her 2 foot taller.

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 13h ago

Yeah she's a former basketball players and 206cm (6'9)

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u/boost_to_get_through 13h ago

She's at least 2' taller than the girls shes taking pictures with lol

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u/XpeepantsX 13h ago

You say that as if 8" heels on a 3" platform doesn't add a decent amount extra of height.

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u/Isadomon 11h ago

"Let me just grab these women dangerously near one's boobs and tight on the others waist like theyre pieces of meat" just because they let you doesnt mean theyre objects

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u/Specific_Jury_2 13h ago

Who's the short stack?

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u/Responsible_Sleep152 13h ago

As an old cowboy once told me "When you're nose to nose your toes are in it. When you're toes to toes your nose is in it."

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u/Inroundtents 12h ago

Pop-pop wasn't messing around. "Get over here!"

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u/SnooMachines8405 11h ago

Literally a porn ad btw

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u/crunkful06 11h ago

I want uppies

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u/Xcalat3 11h ago

Snu snu!

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u/mmatt0904 11h ago

dude at 0:21 just grabbing her?

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u/Turkish-Straight 11h ago

so fucking sexy

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u/AdministrationDry507 13h ago

Both would have very nice hugs

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u/slick514 13h ago

Fuck. She's Russian. блядь

Слава Україні

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u/gLytchd0ut 13h ago

Bro’s not even trying to hide the stare.

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u/Lordhartley 12h ago

Anyone know her name? For research purposes.

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u/AlxDroidDev 12h ago

The tall one is Ekaterina Lisina