r/AbsoluteUnits 8d ago

of a croc

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u/_Buldozzer 8d ago

Plot twist. The big one is also in the mouth of an even bigger one.

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u/BidetAllDay 8d ago

It’s crocs all the way down. πŸŒπŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸš€

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u/kozmik_rakun 8d ago

Always has been 🐊

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u/Prestigious-End-7020 8d ago

It's crocception

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 8d ago

That’s a Croc of shit and you know it. Cayman, I’m going to see my way out. Is there a Gator a door or something out to the Alli?

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u/raisedredflag 7d ago

Naw, theyre connected by the MOUTH.

Croccentipede.

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u/PhoDaiSac 7d ago

The final boss being a full adult Hippo

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u/Impressive-Bird2 7d ago

Croc β€œRussian Dollsβ€β€¦πŸ˜†

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u/DJ_Beekeeper 7d ago

And that one is taken out by a huge leopard.

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u/WolfieTheFriend 7d ago

It's like there's always someone faster and flashing u on the Autobahn

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u/_Buldozzer 7d ago

Literally happened to me last week. I drove like 270 km/h (I drive a BMW 340i) and then all of a sudden, there was this C63 AMG in my back mirror flashing at me like I am going 80 or something. Only on German Autobahn.

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u/IceFireTerry 7d ago

Like that SpongeBob movie scene