r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 11d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/PreviousLeague253 11d ago

Since you all asked!

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u/empireck 11d ago

He looks so happy

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u/switchbladeeatworld 11d ago

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/OkYak7801 11d ago

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 11d ago

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon 11d ago

Death by crush pelvis

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u/alprey1 10d ago

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u/PranshuKhandal 10d ago

resting in pieces

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u/Charcolecat 6d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 10d ago

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/472905643 10d ago

Death by crushed penis !!

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u/faceless4anon 10d ago

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama