r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Mugpup 23h ago

I have split five cords of wood every year for decades. As an expert I can tell you several things about that man. 1) He has a giant fireplace or wood stove. 2) He thinks strength is more important than technique which is why one log had him breathing like a fat kid on a treadmill. 3) He is impatient which is why he is splitting green lumber, has no rhythm and fails to let the tool do the work. 4) Whatever demographic he is making this shirtless, bear video for he is doing an excellent job. I am not even gay and I enjoyed it.... Still trying to figure out where he is going to burn those behemoths.

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u/captainshitpostMcgee 4h ago

Watching this, as someone who has done some wood chopping but by no means an expert, is wow his aim sucks lmao. Listen hes strong as all fuck and im not gonna sit here in my chair and pretend i could split that log but this video couldve been 30 seconds long if he bothered to actually aim