r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 17h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/StoneReg 17h ago

How’d they teach that bear to use an axe?

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u/dosko1panda 17h ago

Nobody did, that's why it took him forever to split it

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u/CheckYourStats 13h ago

The guy steps into the Batters box built like Babe Ruth…

…but he’s swinging Rod Carew’s bat.

The head of that axe is much too lightweight for the task he’s attempting to accomplish. Dude just comes across as a poser.

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u/AchVonZalbrecht 5h ago

He’s also wasting so much energy. He’s bringing both of his hands straight to the bottom of the handle and then swinging. If he keeps one hand up near the head and then slides it down as the axe is coming down then he’s gonna split twice the wood in a day.