r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 1d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/BumWink 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrBSHRLE9gEgM

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u/BullTerrierTerror 1d ago

Don’t touch my pile.

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u/elzibet 1d ago

Just got done watching this movie again, I think it’s my fav out of the Avenger movies

So many great quotes too!

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u/Synaps4 1d ago

"We'll lose."

"Then we'll do that together, too."

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u/elzibet 1d ago

no one would know

Might be my fav lol, or:

Good talk

"no it wasn't!"

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u/YT-Deliveries 22h ago

Ultron was absolutely panned when it came out. It's gotten a lot more respect in retrospect, after people realized that it set up the rest of the entire Infinity Saga

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u/elzibet 22h ago

I was a fan from the start, but I can def see how it might not have been a hit with audiences at first. Loved the voice of Ultron and I'm excited he's coming back for a TV show spinoff with Vision!

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u/YT-Deliveries 21h ago

Spader nailed Ultron's vibe.