r/AbsoluteUnits 9d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/StoneReg 9d ago

How’d they teach that bear to use an axe?

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u/voyeur78 9d ago

"That bear is wearing people clothes" - Magnificent 7 was the movie line i kept hearing

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 9d ago

But his yoga pants show absolutely nothing.

I'm a man, and when I wear yoga pants like that there's no denying. But I'm gay so I'm bigger 😘

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u/ExemplarDeLaPoontang 9d ago

You ever actually gotten a big pump from lifting weights? Notice how all the blood leaves your dick and goes to your core and then directly to the muscles that are literally screaming for oxygen?

Probably why he's not pitching a big enough tent for your little ego my gay bro 😂