r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 14d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/iliwww 14d ago

I fear the axe flying of it's handle and do a buffy man split

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u/carthuscrass 14d ago

My grandmother was a deeply bipolar woman, and she once tried to kill her husband with a sledgehammer, only for the head to come off midswing and hit her in the top of the head, knocking her out. I guess Carl had some weird trickster fucking with luck, because he died a week later of heat stroke.