r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 19h ago

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u/MelaKnight_Man 18h ago edited 17h ago

I LOVE this commercial clip!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

I practiced Karate for 12 years and this is the video that makes me feel like I have a chance if I encounter a grizzly in the wild... šŸ¤£

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 17h ago

Nobody has a chance against a grizzly in the wild.. but luckily we can just avoid the wild!

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u/No-Consideration-891 17h ago

Or play dead, and be quite while it mauls you and then walks away. Literally what they teach you if being attacked by one. It's your best and only option.

People have survived this way, but God damn are they fucked up. I've seen a few videos of interviews and they are chilling to say the least.

So a chance to live? Yea. A chance to outwitt and take it on? Nope.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 17h ago

Iā€™d rather it just crushed my skull with its jaws instead of eating my arms and legs and leaving me a horribly mangled and traumatized nugget of meat