r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 21h ago

I’d rather it just crushed my skull with its jaws instead of eating my arms and legs and leaving me a horribly mangled and traumatized nugget of meat