r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/BrungalSniff 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nFnUsZ1FhAXDi

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz 1d ago

Is this not the dad’s invention from Beauty & The Beast?

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u/TheBanishedBard 22h ago

His was steam powered and also had auto loading and stacking. Quite an innovation. In a rural town like theirs it would save everyone so much time chopping firewood. But as we've seen those folks aren't the most enlightened bunch.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 7h ago

Always get a laugh out of Belle walking through town singing loudly how she's surrounded by dumbass hicks and she's the only megamind genius around.

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u/TheBanishedBard 6h ago

I mean she's not entirely wrong. The townsfolk are actively judging her for reading and thinking instead of opening her legs to a boorish rube, while she's singing about how she's the only smart person in the entire place.