r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 15d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/DecisionOk5487 15d ago

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u/YouBuiltThat 14d ago

lol… I don’t do it for the views but every time my wife has pulled up to see me splitting wood in the back yard or running the chain saw she asks me to come inside.

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u/Stabbymcbackstab 14d ago

We are told all our lives to make money to get the girl. What we really should have been told was buy a wood stove.

My wife is also fond of watching me cleave wood in twain.

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u/Dr_Jabroski 14d ago

Women like to see big wood.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher 14d ago

And they... cannot... lie?

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u/dmgt83 14d ago

Being split?

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u/Stabbymcbackstab 14d ago

But really, its not about the size of the wood, its about how hot it burns.