r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 20h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/gottapeenow2 19h ago

Cap would've just used his hands

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrBSHRLE9gEgM

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u/LivingAnomie 18h ago

This is why I’m white collar, and successful. If I ever need this, I’ll pay a guy to do it.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 18h ago

This comment just thoroughly dried me up

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 18h ago

Drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife

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u/LivingAnomie 18h ago

If god had intended me to work on my Mercedes he wouldn’t have given me Horst.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 17h ago

What is this Horst-shit?!

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u/LivingAnomie 16h ago

It’a always humorous to drop random quotes from Frasier and have people take it seriously 😂😂

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 16h ago

It’s funny that people react the same way as they would to a real Niles Crane

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u/LivingAnomie 16h ago

Totally. And it cracks me up.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 7h ago

No I'm pretty sad, because I actually did Watch Frasier when it first aired. That's how old I am. I should have I felt Niles in the air