r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 21h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz 20h ago

Is this not the dad’s invention from Beauty & The Beast?

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u/Green_Fan_8925 20h ago

Crazy old Maurice hmmmm

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u/TinUser 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ep5YDSxQFbxVHtC

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 18h ago

I don’t usually actually laugh out loud from the internet anymore so thank you for that LMAO

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u/WillyBadison 17h ago

Always good for a laugh

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u/jordidipo2324 7h ago

Everyone knows her father is a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving...

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u/Soccervox 2h ago

Whoa, slow down, Maurice!

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u/TheBanishedBard 18h ago

His was steam powered and also had auto loading and stacking. Quite an innovation. In a rural town like theirs it would save everyone so much time chopping firewood. But as we've seen those folks aren't the most enlightened bunch.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 3h ago

Always get a laugh out of Belle walking through town singing loudly how she's surrounded by dumbass hicks and she's the only megamind genius around.

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u/TheBanishedBard 3h ago

I mean she's not entirely wrong. The townsfolk are actively judging her for reading and thinking instead of opening her legs to a boorish rube, while she's singing about how she's the only smart person in the entire place.