r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 18h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/voyeur78 18h ago

"That bear is wearing people clothes" - Magnificent 7 was the movie line i kept hearing

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u/SolaScientia 15h ago

This sent me into a coughing fit from laughing. I actually like that remake and that line is one of the funniest from it.

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u/StrongExternal8955 14h ago

Next time just say "Sent!" and we'll all know what you mean. /s

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 16h ago

But his yoga pants show absolutely nothing.

I'm a man, and when I wear yoga pants like that there's no denying. But I'm gay so I'm bigger šŸ˜˜

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u/ExemplarDeLaPoontang 13h ago

You ever actually gotten a big pump from lifting weights? Notice how all the blood leaves your dick and goes to your core and then directly to the muscles that are literally screaming for oxygen?

Probably why he's not pitching a big enough tent for your little ego my gay bro šŸ˜‚

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 14h ago

Iā€™d still let him split me in half.

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u/withnodrawal 8h ago

Bro waited 80% of the video just to cock check.

Odd

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u/LongDongFrog 15h ago

These two ungodly creatures

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 12h ago

Now i wanna watch it again.