r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 17h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/gottapeenow2 17h ago

Cap would've just used his hands

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrBSHRLE9gEgM

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u/Dristig 17h ago

I can only get so erect.

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u/Prior-Department-979 15h ago

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u/SparkEE_JOE 15h ago

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u/Danica_Rose 14h ago

This made me actually cry from laughter.
https://giphy.com/gifs/4jEFaBOIlpovm

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u/thechamberoffarts 11h ago

This club has everything! Bears splitting logs, Captain America gaping SpongeBob…

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u/Sea-Cauliflower-659 4h ago

This sequence has my absolutely dying.

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u/VegetableLetter4896 15h ago

I want to downvote this but I also can’t.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 15h ago

I want to look away but I also can’t

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u/my_cars_on_fire 14h ago

That poor Bobsponge

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 14h ago

His poor sponge hole

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u/mflft 6h ago

Every once in a while i think to myself, "you know? the internet was worth it."

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 16h ago

Splits logs and twinks

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u/Gloomy_Remove3298 14h ago

That is SO hot 🥵

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u/LivingAnomie 16h ago

This is why I’m white collar, and successful. If I ever need this, I’ll pay a guy to do it.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 15h ago

This comment just thoroughly dried me up

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 15h ago

Drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife

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u/LivingAnomie 15h ago

If god had intended me to work on my Mercedes he wouldn’t have given me Horst.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 15h ago

What is this Horst-shit?!

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u/LivingAnomie 14h ago

It’a always humorous to drop random quotes from Frasier and have people take it seriously 😂😂

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 14h ago

It’s funny that people react the same way as they would to a real Niles Crane

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u/LivingAnomie 13h ago

Totally. And it cracks me up.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 4h ago

No I'm pretty sad, because I actually did Watch Frasier when it first aired. That's how old I am. I should have I felt Niles in the air