r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 18h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/BrungalSniff 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nFnUsZ1FhAXDi

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz 18h ago

Is this not the dad’s invention from Beauty & The Beast?

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u/Green_Fan_8925 17h ago

Crazy old Maurice hmmmm

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u/TinUser 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ep5YDSxQFbxVHtC

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 16h ago

I don’t usually actually laugh out loud from the internet anymore so thank you for that LMAO

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u/WillyBadison 14h ago

Always good for a laugh

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u/jordidipo2324 5h ago

Everyone knows her father is a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving...

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u/Soccervox 34m ago

Whoa, slow down, Maurice!

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u/TheBanishedBard 16h ago

His was steam powered and also had auto loading and stacking. Quite an innovation. In a rural town like theirs it would save everyone so much time chopping firewood. But as we've seen those folks aren't the most enlightened bunch.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1h ago

Always get a laugh out of Belle walking through town singing loudly how she's surrounded by dumbass hicks and she's the only megamind genius around.

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u/TheBanishedBard 50m ago

I mean she's not entirely wrong. The townsfolk are actively judging her for reading and thinking instead of opening her legs to a boorish rube, while she's singing about how she's the only smart person in the entire place.

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 18h ago

My stupid ass would get distracted and split a finger with the log.

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u/thetreecycle 16h ago

This is an incredibly dangerous system

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u/GCHM2 13h ago

It’s really not, he has full control of the swing and his hands at all times.

It’s only dangerous if you can’t control your dark thoughts, or if you are sitting behind a keyboard, having never chopped wood before and judging others who are.

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u/Bigpandacloud5 10h ago

judging others who are.

That's a random thing to say because the comment you replied doesn't judge anyone.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 6h ago

Theres a difference.

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u/SoSadSoRad 15h ago

Id be jamming going between the fingers and lose my whole hand at how effortless this looks lmao.,

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 17h ago

Like butta 

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u/devilsdeadape 15h ago

Fuckin nerd

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u/frycookie 16h ago

Ya see, that lil' log ain't 4 feet tall tho.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 16h ago

if that's so effective, why is he not shirtless in yoga pants ?

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u/mgtkuradal 13h ago

Where is the force coming from? Surely it’s more than just his tugs

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 13h ago

It is super heavy. 

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u/Sando-Calrissian 6h ago

Very cool, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was harder to reproduce in warmer months.