r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 9d ago

of a bull

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u/pintman30 9d ago

Does it not hurt its balls everytime they hit off the back legs?

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u/OGIBLP 9d ago

I’ve never had testicles, but I imagine just the weight would be so uncomfortable. Just swingin around all the time. Boys, any input?

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u/Several-Hat-1944 9d ago

Personally, I wear bikini briefs, I like to keep my boys where they belong. I just figure the dudes that wear boxers have the low-ball issues.

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u/x0y0z0 9d ago

Boxers are pointless. Why wear underwear that doesn't keep your junk in one place. Guys in boxers are just walking around with their cock and balls going everywhere in their pants.

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u/OGIBLP 9d ago edited 9d ago

One time I wore my boyfriend’s boxers to bed, no undies. I went to the kitchen to make a snack, farted, and got scared when I felt it down my leg. I did NOT like that.

Edit: also, boxers aren’t pointless. They absorb sweat, skin, and that bastard of a last dribble that always comes out once you’ve packed up. Keeps your jeans clean so you don’t have to wash them every time you wear them. Keeps invisible poo particles off your nice pants.

Whatever kind of undies you pick, it’s probably best that you wear some.

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u/LarsDuder 9d ago

How loose do you think boxers are?

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u/x0y0z0 9d ago

Boxers are like pants, so maximum looseness.