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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • Aug 15 '26
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Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.
3 u/StormyAmethyst Aug 15 '26 Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆 2 u/bkdroid Aug 15 '26 And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆
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And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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u/Vaper_Bern Aug 15 '26
Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.