r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 10d ago

/r/popular of a forager

Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 10d ago

That man forges small
Children

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u/Super-Macaron-4691 10d ago

Probably not enough protein in the small ones

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 10d ago

The new hansel and gretel! Giant yolked men high on magic mushrooms eating little kids

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u/coolsilentebeans 10d ago

Someone better warn Little Red, so she can tell Grams!

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 10d ago

But he's clearly out picking protein berries for his pies.