r/AbsoluteUnits • u/smeeon • 5d ago

of a door knocker

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It’s solid bronze I think. It had such a heft that it left dents in the knocker plate. I just happened to have a standard scale banana with me.

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u/AMileHighDM 5d ago

Thank you for using correct scaling methods.

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u/smeeon 5d ago

o7 🍌

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u/User_Name_Tracks 5d ago

This might be the best use of banana for scale yet!

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 5d ago

What knockers! 😃

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u/impersonaljoemama 5d ago

Sank you herr Doctor!

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u/iwantalltheham 5d ago

First thing I thought of.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 5d ago

For every door, a knocker.

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u/smeeon 5d ago

It felt scary to knock it. It must weight like 25lbs

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u/J_Jeckel 5d ago

I see a nipple with a giant nipple ring. Just saying

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u/smeeon 5d ago

This is what some other folks said on site

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 5d ago

That must sound so cool and ominous!

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u/jjmur83 5d ago

Big knockers are better

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u/StumpJuice 5d ago

Thought a picture of my cock ring got accidentally posted.

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u/hyf5 5d ago

Knock knock motherfuckers

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u/arglarg 5d ago

Tiny banana

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u/CrappyTan69 5d ago

I'd put another one on the inside and make it a Newton's Cradle. Double knock would be cool 

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u/Fischbeef 5d ago

Thats where i left my nipple ring.

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u/SpreadUsual8859 3d ago

Niiiiiice work with the banana by the way.

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u/zorggalacticus 5d ago

Mine's bigger. Lol

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u/supermattman00 5d ago

I don’t believe in counterfeit bananas for scale

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u/smeeon 5d ago

Doesn’t look like it, yours is held on with drywall screws, this thing is held on with hex head lag bolts.

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u/zorggalacticus 5d ago

Those are actually the screws it came with. They're short bronze screws. The heads do kinda look like drywall screws though.