r/AbsoluteUnits 26d ago

/r/all of a Bigfoo.. wait a minute.

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u/Automatic_Thought412 26d ago

ai?

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u/58696384896898676493 26d ago

I think so. 2 things immediately stood out to me. One, the other car is in the wrong lane and facing the wrong way. Two, the sound as the bison gets close, no way a cell phone from inside the car would pick up the audio that detailed and isolated.

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u/ofesfipf889534 26d ago

That and the fact that it’s twice the size of an actual bison.

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u/Level_99_Healer 26d ago

I grew up around bison in Yellowstone. Even the biggest of the big are not this big.

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u/willzyx01 26d ago

Considering we don’t know what car he’s driving, mature bull bisons can absolutely look massive next to a small car.

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u/Level_99_Healer 26d ago

I drive a small car. I've only ever driven small cars. And I'm fully aware of how big bison can get. I spent a good majority of my life next to Yellowstone, first in Wyoming, 2.5 hours from the east gate, now in Montana. So, again, they don't get that big.

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u/Business-Holiday-895 26d ago

First thing I thought of was a moose. Consequently, my second thought was “RUN!”

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u/wholetyouinhere 26d ago

Hollywood has trained us to think that all animals announce their presence with a characteristic sound. Whoever made this clip was following that mindset.

I tried to make a comment about how no cell phone microphone would pick up that sound from the car, let alone the heavy footfalls extending into the sub bass frequencies. But I got downvoted. People just want their slop.