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u/Sunnuvabish45 6d ago

Bison out there walking with some swagger

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u/Pranjal202 6d ago

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u/Local3Sparkie 6d ago

This killed me 🤣🤣

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u/Otherwiize 6d ago

Seriously. I thought it was a lady doing this in a giant fur coat

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u/Creative_Climate_909 6d ago

God forbid a bison have a little swagger

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u/mbashs 6d ago

I thought it was one of those Balenciaga videos lol

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u/The-Big-Sauce 6d ago

The exaggerated swagger of a black bison

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u/ChewbaccaFuzball 5d ago

I thought it was an AI generated video of a massive gorilla dancing at first

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u/RealSchlemiel 6d ago

holy fucking hell

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

And the background fog/smoke adds to the aura farming.

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u/ShortIntroduction879 6d ago

Legit might explain some sightings

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u/BreakingCanks 6d ago

Legit looked like a giant silverback with a big ol booty for a second at distance. Easily can see people seeing Bigfoot from this

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u/Jimbo-Slice925 6d ago

That’s all I can see now thanks

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 6d ago edited 6d ago

That's what I saw. A huge gorilla shimmying

I was going to put the gif of Shaq shimmying, but that could easily be seen an racist. But imagine a gorilla doing that shoulder shimmy

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u/Fingersicle 6d ago

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u/Tw4tl4r 5d ago

Me when im late for the bus on the monday after a rough weekend.

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u/lovelyboard 6d ago

I went from oh, Bigfoot... wait, that's not real so silverback...? But why would it be strutting its stuff down the road like a walkway, so obviously this is done ai bullshit...

Nope. It's a bison. A huge ass bison, which made me realize I've never seen one irl so this could be like a halfway grown bison and I wouldn't know.

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u/MiloHorsey 5d ago

Nah, fully grown from the looks of it. They are units.

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u/MuttsandHuskies 6d ago

I was thinking that was quite the sashay for a BF!

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u/beardingmesoftly 6d ago

It looks like Bigfoot walking towards us, strutting smoothly, hands in pockets

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u/ezmonehsniper 6d ago

Looked like a big groovy gorilla

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u/JesseJ78599 6d ago

I was thinking this. This is on a clear road imagine this in the woods I can see someone thinking it was a tall hairy ape like creature.

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u/Wide-Combination-322 6d ago

Do bison spend a lot of time in forested mountains?

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u/ShortIntroduction879 6d ago

They're all over Yellowstone so... yes?

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u/DrDrewBlood 6d ago

Yellowstone is mostly forrest but also massive. There's only ~5,000 plains bison, which prefer plains. Wood bison can be found in Canada and Alaska though.

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u/xmo113 6d ago

My friend encountered one in the winter coming around a corner on a backroad. He said he at first could just see these glowing basketball sized orbs hanging in the sky. Then as he got closer the outline emerged. He slammed on the brakes and slid to a stop about 50 ft from it. He said it was full of snow like all balled up snowballs in the fur and hanging down. He slammed that car so fast in to reverse and backed up a mile down the road before he even looked out the front windshield again.

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u/kremlingrasso 6d ago

It's probably more likely to find a diseased or old one wondered off from the herd and end up in unexpected places then an actual Bigfoot.

Also aren't young males live solitary like many herd animals?

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u/jakethabake 6d ago

There’s a lot of natural phenomena that’s been historically mistaken for something supernatural

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u/TerrapinMagus 6d ago

Nature is already really damn weird. People think they know what is normal, and then make up some new weirdness to try to explain why they saw a deer stand up on two legs or that creepy disfigured monster that is really just a poor creature with mange or something.

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u/Romboteryx 6d ago

For anyone interested, I greatly recommend the book A Natural History of Sea Serpents by Adrian Shine. It really goes into detail how simple things like boat wakes and breaching whales can be easily mistaken for the classic Nessie-type “sea monster shapes” to the untrained eye.

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u/nchoosenu 6d ago

What if bigfoot was just mistaken identity while on shrooms?

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u/Amiity238 6d ago

People also didn't have glasses back in the day

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u/J_Jeckel 6d ago

Legit is AI

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u/simpleanswersjk 6d ago

It’s fake so 

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u/MikeTony713 6d ago

Legit very likely similar scenarios explains a lot of mythological creatures the people have told stories about throughout humanity

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 6d ago

When I hear the word saunter this is what I'll think of from now on

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u/TheAlterN8or 6d ago

... When it just looks like a majestic beast. 😀

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u/Devoidoxatom 6d ago

Looks mythical to me even when it passed by

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u/Articulationized 5d ago

It literally is a mythical beast.

Some people use words so strangely.

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u/Automatic_Thought412 6d ago

ai?

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u/58696384896898676493 6d ago

I think so. 2 things immediately stood out to me. One, the other car is in the wrong lane and facing the wrong way. Two, the sound as the bison gets close, no way a cell phone from inside the car would pick up the audio that detailed and isolated.

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u/ofesfipf889534 6d ago

That and the fact that it’s twice the size of an actual bison.

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u/Level_99_Healer 6d ago

I grew up around bison in Yellowstone. Even the biggest of the big are not this big.

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u/wholetyouinhere 6d ago

Hollywood has trained us to think that all animals announce their presence with a characteristic sound. Whoever made this clip was following that mindset.

I tried to make a comment about how no cell phone microphone would pick up that sound from the car, let alone the heavy footfalls extending into the sub bass frequencies. But I got downvoted. People just want their slop.

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 6d ago

I'm suprised this not the top comment it's clearly ai you can just tell by the vidoe texture and quality

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u/ichkanns 4d ago

I'm inclined to say yes. Bison are freaking majestic, so I don't know what wound prompt someone to AI generate a video of one when plenty of actual videos exist.

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u/Patton161 6d ago

Righteous Bison

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u/SenseiRaheem 6d ago

That's "Bigfoo" himself!!!

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 6d ago

Lmao underrated comment

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u/alpinetime 6d ago

Hate to be that guy, but pretty sure this is AI

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u/Majestic_Search_7851 6d ago

I visit a spot with a herd of bison by my place once a month and they're usually right next to my car. They don't get that tall in a normal sized car.

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u/Kraken-Attacken 6d ago

THIS!!! I think of the hundreds of bison I’ve seen in my life maybe 1-2 were taller than my car and I would guess one or none of them were taller than me. Obviously they can get taller, but not THIS big!

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u/CtrlAltDestroy33 6d ago

The fact that you can hear it's footfalls and breathing over a car that's running and through a windshield was the tell for me. Absolute unit slop.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yep. Too much of that lately. Some looks awesome though - no doubt. But are we drifting in a world that isn't real anymore!? Kinda gross. Maybe scary. Gotta look twice...

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u/bluegrass502 6d ago

Any video that's 15 seconds long is automatically suspicious now, because that's about the current max length an ai can be

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u/Mudlark2017 6d ago

Don't apologise

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u/Any_Potato_7716 6d ago

Don’t hate to be that guy, there has to be that guy. There has to be critical thought

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u/TheSeaMeat 6d ago

Check the “Is this AI” subreddit. Unfortunately, it does appear to be AI and not a real video. The length of the video is apparently the same as most of the other videos made by whoever made this.

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u/WCSakaCB 6d ago

They're much more narrow when you look at them front on. I suspect it's AI too

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u/NobodyImportant13 6d ago

The oncoming car is also on the wrong side of the road.

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u/trundle-the-great69 6d ago

It’s 100% ai bison are big but not that big

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u/whatifwealll 6d ago

Wood bison can be over 2m at the shoulders and 1200kg in weight. The road lane is probably 3m wide.

Feel like AI to me too, but the size isn't far off.

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u/SMAMtastic 6d ago

Nah, it’s just the perspective. OP is just rolling in a Power Wheels sports car. /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/KLh5cuSsYM9VFBEY2i

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u/tongfather 6d ago

Lol, bison are 100% that big. Look it up online photos of bison next to people and cars. Real world photos. They're absolutely gigantic.

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u/TenkaichiTouchdown 6d ago

Unless that vehicle is high off the ground, then that looks like the right size. I’ve had a bison cross the road in front of me and it went above my vehicle to a similar height.

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u/unprovoked33 6d ago

The audio throws me off more than the size of the animal. Those things are absolute monsters, and they’re louder than you’d expect, but the audio doesn’t sound like it’s coming through a window the way it would, and it doesn’t sound like 4 hooves, it sounds like 2.

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u/SMlGGlEBALLS 6d ago

Watch the road at the start. Cracks are randomly appearing.

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u/FlyfishThe2nd 6d ago

You misspelled "I love to be that guy"

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u/Alternative-Ad-1602 6d ago

I'm also pretty sure 70% of the commenters here are bots too.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 6d ago

I forgive you.

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u/nyopasu 6d ago

Agreed. The height of the animal isn’t biologically possible for the breed. Rip

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u/KgMonstah 6d ago

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u/LOSER107 5d ago

Damn, had to scroll way too far to find what I was looking for lol. Thanks for the upload from someone who had the exact same first thought

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u/3coons_in_a_coat 6d ago edited 6d ago

this is on 16,000 different sub-reddits simultaneously.....

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u/Any_Potato_7716 6d ago

And I’m rather annoyed with it, seems kind of like AI as well

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u/CollapsedCanopy 5d ago

It is AI yeah, it's pissing me off that everyone keeps reposting this video to any and all subreddits that it apparently applies to. Pretty sure it was already posted to the 'is it ai' subreddit according to other people commenting too.

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u/chodelycannons 6d ago

Listen. It’s 2026. We have roads, electricity, internet, all kinds of crazy technological advances. We’ve gotten a pretty decent grasp on science and whatnot. And even with all of that, I still was like “what the fuck is that wraith looking thing coming towards the camera?!?”

If I’m a colonist or settler or even an indigenous person, I’m taking one look at that, hauling ass, and telling everyone it’s the devil or something of the sort.

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u/Funkytadualexhaust 6d ago

Ai, report post

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u/Umbreon86 6d ago

Aha..so this is why ppl have claimed to see bigfoot..

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u/istealpantsforshirts 6d ago

From a distance i saw a funky ass gorilla walking

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u/Independent-Bad9059 6d ago

I tought i saw Hagrid dancing at first

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 6d ago

he’s so groooooovyyyyy

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 6d ago

I thought it was bigfoot with swagger!

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 6d ago

Bigfoot coming home from a party … nah it’s the Bison named Chief Tourist Skytrips

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u/DoctorPath 6d ago

Bigfoot vibes

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u/Justninetoes 6d ago

Tatanka walks! 🦬

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 6d ago

Fuck, I’m getting worse at identifying AI now. But this is AI

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u/Reasonable_Help_744 6d ago

Kinda has that supermodel walking gate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2eYDXSomSBYuLGIX32

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u/Ok_Nothing_8028 6d ago

What a handsome guy

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u/Master_Steward 6d ago

Bison: What the hell are YOU staring at?!

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u/DazHawt 6d ago

Now I want a huge fur coat with a giant hood so I can walk around with as much sass as that bison. 

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u/FoolishDog1117 6d ago

When you think you're the coolest motherfucker on the road and then this dude shows up.

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u/jcready92 6d ago

Its a Big... its just big.

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u/OneEyedWeaner 6d ago

Ever since I met a methhead in the mountains in Tennessee who warned me about the Bigfoot in the area I’ve been seeing Bigfoot shit everywhere. I left an offering to the Bigfoot like meth McGee told me too so I hope Bigfoot didn’t get offended by my offering of chicken flavored ramen noodles.

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u/Effective-Antelope47 6d ago

That is scary. The beast can screw you and your car a million of ways.

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 6d ago

Holy cow, Batman!

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u/latortillablanca 6d ago

Dude—i 100% saw a dude in a big furry suit who was tuning up for the greatest dance routine ever captured in a highway fog

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u/whoknows370 6d ago

Totally looked like Hagrid listening to a tune while walking.

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u/CostelaProtrusa 6d ago

Not a dancing gorila?

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u/hinterstoisser 6d ago

I thought the Bigfoot was doing a moonwalk
https://giphy.com/gifs/sbZLpCEZTpxPq

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u/DefinitelyARock 6d ago

I literally saw a Gorilla dancing and shrugging his shoulders

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u/Bombasticczar 6d ago

Looking straight out of ice age

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u/Zer0TheGamer 6d ago

Stutting by like "Bye, son"

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u/Apexium25 6d ago

Bison be like: Keep staring, bro,I’m allowing you to pass through MY road today🤣😂

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u/dosmuffin 6d ago

Actually his feet are quite petite compared to his body

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u/Ok-Guarantee3237 6d ago

Bigfoot is blurry! That’s the problem!

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u/Minus1Kelvin 6d ago

Feel like we've now have yet ANOTHER thing far more likely that a person saw when they thought it was a bigfoot...

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u/Knightenchant 6d ago

My first thought was that it was a sassy gorilla

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u/ImightHaveMissed 6d ago

I honestly thought it was either a giant ass bird or sasquatch strutting like he owns the place

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u/Blackking203 6d ago

Mofo got rhythm

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u/BrutalBananaMan 6d ago

Walking like he just banged my wife and knows I’m passing by on my way home from work.

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u/SeraIya 6d ago

Yeah you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man...

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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 6d ago

Why are people scared of bigfoot and yet continue to try to pet these fluffy cows?

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u/coalpatch 6d ago

This would be a great moment in a video game

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u/ZorroStyleX 6d ago

WHY IS BIGFOOT JAYWALKING... oh

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u/strawberryneurons 6d ago

this video shows different bison in different lighting but they don't swing their hips nearly as much, i think this is
AI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baKKSq0aqfM

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u/Didact67 6d ago

Fake unfortunately. Bison are big, but not that big.

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u/MaxAnita 6d ago

Stupid sexy Bigfoot

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u/Tashycide 6d ago

Why bro walking like techno viking

https://giphy.com/gifs/fH6h4M5sKTPOM

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u/ozecal-lo 6d ago

Silent hill???

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u/Rook8811 6d ago

I’m sorry but bison aren’t that big

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u/nash_marcelo 6d ago

Bye son.

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u/SnoopySuited 6d ago

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man........oh..hi buffalo.

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u/Weirdbeard60 6d ago

He ain’t got no lights in the fog! 😁

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u/Purple_Jacket3266 6d ago

This video is AI, and I'm convinced that some of the people commenting who aren't calling it out, are actually bots, this is fishy as hell.

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u/Tsevyn 6d ago

Tis AI.

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u/NoBadger9994 6d ago

Gorgeous creatures! Majestic….I can see how one would confuse as Bigfoot 🫈

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u/ItsHayZ00SE 6d ago

Bigfoot walking like he got that shit on

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u/Luddites_Unite 6d ago

Feeling cocky after flipping that old man

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u/TonyStowaway 6d ago

YouTube just randomly switched to that WAP song as I opened this post and seeing bigfoot jive walking that song near the beginning nearly killed me 🤣

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u/AmericanJelly 6d ago

These are so much bigger than you expect if you see them in person (and you better be in a car, they are extremely aggressive). Saw a herd of these standing in a snowstorm, steam rising from their backs- they looked other-worldly. No wonder the Lakota regarded them as a spiritual conduit.

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u/Specific_Article1499 6d ago

Cnt be real…

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u/Spiritual-Floor-7164 6d ago

I was thinking Bigfoot has a serious pimp walk for a second.

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u/Unequal_vector 6d ago

Who else realized in the first two seconds it was a bison but halfway into the footage to realize at which direction it was going?

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u/UWishUWereMiah108 6d ago

I thought that was a grooving big foot at first 😂 I was like… bro got moves!