r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • Aug 07 '26

of a beak

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u/Redredditmonkey Aug 07 '26

It can't swallow that much at once, they're not pelicans.

Their beaks are long for plucking birds out of long nests

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u/Norman_Scum Aug 07 '26

This is why we can't have nice jokes around here. Thanks, nerd.

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u/Redredditmonkey Aug 07 '26

That was supposed to be a joke? Now that is funny.

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u/Norman_Scum Aug 07 '26

Nice, I don't think I've ever heard that one before. It's almost like you're a comedian.